luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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  • Me: She identifies as a girl. So she's a girl.
  • Friend: But she's really a
  • Me: No stop
  • ignwhore:

    *teacher hands you test*
    “sorry I’m not interested”

    robotsquid:

    "MAN THIS STORY I’M WRITING IS GONNA BE SO GOOD I’M SO PUMPED"

    "I CAN’T WAIT TO DEVELOP THE SHIT OUT OF THESE CHARACTERS"

    "HOT DAMN THAT ONE SCENE NEAR THE MIDDLE IS GONNA BE BITCHIN’"

    "THIS PLOT TWIST IS THE SINGLE BEST IDEA I’VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE"

    ~one hour later~

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"The Queen of Rap, slaying with Queen Bey!"
    feelsmachine:

thoughtsofaproffesionalfangirl:

I imagine that this was eighteen year old Dan when Phil first replied to him on twitter in 2009…

Praise
    gladyousaidhi:

Oh my god my favorite station
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  • troye: *takes selfie*
  • me: tbh this is all really hard for me because he's just grown so much and im just really emotional and im just so proud of him, i was listening to we're my otp earlier and i started bawling because look at our little troye now im sorry this is just a lot to take in right now